Bastian Schweinsteiger

Bastian Schweinsteiger

Best last name ever. Every time I hear the announcers say "SCHWEINSTEIGER" I am so impressed by the innate German-ness of this name. IT IS SO GERMAN SOUNDING. German sounding to the point that it sounds like a made-up "German" name, but it is FOR REAL.

Of course, he's also an awesome soccer player. But with an awesome last name like that, how could you not be?