Kanye's Twitter

KANYE IS ON TWITTER. And it is just as "stuntastic" as your wildest dreams ever would have allowed. Although less than three days have passed since he started his Twitter, multiple golden drops of wisdom have already fallen from his magical keyboard.

Memorable quotes include:

man when you take BABYMAMAJETS there's no stuartist
Leonard Bernstein is the shit!!! Hit flute player is snapping write now!!! Are those Christmas bells?
I specifically ordered persian rugs with cherub imagery!!! What do I have to do to get a simple persian rug with cherub imagery uuuuugh

Yes, he did spell stewardess as "stuartist". And yes, he did indeed mix up the words "right" and "write". Therefore, IF YOU ARE NOT FOLLOWING HIM, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR. I understand that following him will only serve to further blast his overgrown ego into the stratosphere, but if that is the cost of reading ridiculous Twitter posts every hour of the day, I will accept it willingly.

(via Go Fug Yourself)


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